While You Were Away (my first short-film)

my wife went to AR with her brother for a few days. she told me to make a movie while she was gone. this is that. 

Milk does a body good…

We were bored. I have a camera. This is what happened. 

How lazy are Americans?

Look here.

Wow.

A useless question…

The other day I got to thinking about some of the Ten Commandments. One of them stuck out in my mind and made me ask one question: Is it wrong to steal a Bible? I mean, I know that stealing is wrong; but stealing a Bible can help an otherwise¹ lost person come to know Jesus. That being said, what do you think?

If I stole a Bible, I would probably enjoy it until I got to “that part”, then I’d feel terrible.

¹ that’s just speculation

Home is where the mortgage payment is…

Cherish and I just bought a new house here in Pensacola. Yes, I know you might have thought that we were moving back to the Gump… well, the joke’s on you!* I’ll post before-and-after pics once we get done with painting and stuff like that.

Gordy

* for more information see Jason Killough (assuming you know who that is)

Would you like a knife to the face with that?

I’m an American, and I understand the idea behind our “fast food nation”. Yet I’m still amazed that so many people overcomplicate the simplest of things to the degree that, to me, it seems impossible that their IQ’s have yet to free-fall into a relentless unforgiving coma induced simply by being such a moron! I worked a drive thru @ McDonalds for a while, and I’ll have to say that the drive thru exists little to serve food very quickly and mostly to lure people in so that they can announce their poisonous idiocy simply by existing… and driving. Why do they have to ask for extra crap AT the window when they can just do it when they order their food?! And what is with the belief that we charge for water? It’s freakin’ free! FREE! I hate all of you, and have a nice day!

One nation, under God…

I’m almost sick of hearing about this “I’m-anti-Pepsi-because-they-hate-God” thing going around. I can assure you that it is just a retarded rumor. Want proof? Check this post FROM PEPSI’S WEBSITE! It’s just not true, so let it go and drink it up. Besides, it wouldn’t make very much sense to take out the words “under God”, print it on a can, and then sell it in order to make money… money that has the words “In God We Trust” on it. That would be completely unintelligent and unproductive on their part, as well as yours for buying into stupid crap like that. Shame on you, your household, and yes even your family dog. Besides (again), Pepsi and Apple have worked together a lot in the past with the whole iTunes boom… you know, the only online music store to surpass 1,000,000,000 (that means “billion”) downloaded songs while leaving ALL of the other competitors in the freaking dust. That makes Pepsi and Apple very smart. I bet they always ate their greens. Besides (yet again), people who hate God can’t be smart. So let’s recap here. Rumors against Pepsi bad. Apple good. Pepsi good. Money good. Love of money bad. Family dog bad. iTunes good.. and we’re all good, too.